I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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