spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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