One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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