Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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