Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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