I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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