i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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