She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots