drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.