Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜