It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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