Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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