i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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