Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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