Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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