Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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