he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
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He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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