can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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