Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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