i may or may not be watching the land before time
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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