Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Don't EVER smell your tampon
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Sorry my hands just texted you
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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