you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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