Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
the day after is always just damage control
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
