My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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