I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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