I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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