butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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