Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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