I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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