Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm like, not good at living.
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