I looked at my own cervix.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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