My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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