Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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