im gay
i know
yea but for you.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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