when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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