I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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