i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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