How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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