So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
