She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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