careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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