Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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