i just had sex bonerless
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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