are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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