ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
