The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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