Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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