I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
How external is "for external use only"?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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