so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
The uberlube is also flammable
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
ok first of all what the fuck
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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