adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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