When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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