Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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