whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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