On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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