i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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