If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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