Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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