I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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