You work out of a Hotel?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
