You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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