I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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